Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Are we in a gay sports bar?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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