He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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