The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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