STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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