Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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