a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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