I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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