sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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