girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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