Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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