so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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