i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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