More tranny stories later!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
