well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
they need to just BURY HIM!
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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