playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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