After last night, I could never be a politician.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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