So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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