They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.