I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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