after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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