so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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