How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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