Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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