Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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