What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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