chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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