I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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