i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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