Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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