Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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