I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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