Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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