I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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