it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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