How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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