he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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