I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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