Christians are straight up FREAKS
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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