Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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