he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
