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(956): View more from Texas

And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.

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(917): View more from New York City

you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit

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(360): View more from Washington

Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye

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(516): View more from New York

Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"

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(518): View more from New York

I'm really stressed out right now.

(1-518): View more from New York

I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".

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