He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.