So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.