Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people