So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.