You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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