That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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