Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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