i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
i out mim tonsoeep
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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