Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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