tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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