Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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