Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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