Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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