I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
