Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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