Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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