gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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