so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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